Okay, you guys know I don’t notice electoral politics except for purposes of ridicule…

…and when I break the above rule I am always, invariably, wrong. But that being the case I’m on safe ground here, because I have no set opinion. This is either the smartest or the stupidest political ad I’ve ever seen in my long life, and I really can’t decide which.

At least it can safely be said that Cruz isn’t dicking around, demographically. He’s gonna live or die in the primaries sucking up to the conservatives.

BTW I don’t know how it sells anywhere else, but Duck Dynasty merchandise is very big in the sticks. People out here seeing that ad will know who that old beardo is. On the other hand, Cruz looks as ridiculous in facepaint as Walter Mondale [Dukakis, I mean! Dukakis!] did in a tanker helmet.

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4 Responses to Okay, you guys know I don’t notice electoral politics except for purposes of ridicule…

  1. Ben says:

    OK, I dutifully watched it just because you posted it Joel, but it didn’t change my mind. I remain a firm supporter of “none of the above”.

  2. MamaLiberty says:

    None of the above, definitely. I couldn’t hear a word they said, of course, but my first thought was that the old man desperately needs a bath. Who or what is this “Duck Dynasty” anyway? Sounds slightly familiar, but I can’t place it.

  3. doubletrouble says:

    Wasn’t that Dukakis in the tank?
    Orrrrr…I see what you did, there.

  4. Joel says:

    Actually what I did there was make a mistake. I can’t tell Mondale from Dukakis.

    Research, then post.

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