This is good:
Train gunman ‘dumbfounded’ by terrorist tag, says was hungry: lawyer
The Moroccan told David he had found the Kalashnikov he had taken onto the train in a park near the Gare du Midi rail station in Brussels where he was in the habit of sleeping.
“A few days later he decided to get on a train that some other homeless people told him would be full of wealthy people traveling from Amsterdam to Paris and he hoped to feed himself by armed robbery,” David said.
That’s what I’m doing wrong. Not enough armed robbery. Wait right here, I’ll just go to that tree where the AKs grow, and then be right back to share photos of the swag…
The scary part is that some people actually think this way, and have no idea that there is no legitimate excuse for aggression. Honestly… I’ve talked to people who at least seem to believe that if someone has more than they do, it’s ok to take some of it for themselves or their family.
Who knows what this thug actually thinks… or cares.
But damn, why can’t I find a Kalashnikov in the park? A girlfriend had one and let me shoot it. Powerful, you bet, and I wouldn’t want to have to carry it around very long, but a sweet gun!
Proof that his lawyer should do stand up comedy. Jeez.
10 out of 10 for a creative alibi, I’ll give him that.