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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Yes funny! But it’s tough to be a teenage boy, and I suppose it’s tough to have one around. …and not always pretty.
But wait . . . there’s more . . .
https://jezebel.com/theres-more-where-this-disgusting-hilarious-kleenex-r-1487304756
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I have girls and grandgirls, and in my opinion they’re much harder to raise. I always remember my father’s take: “Girls are tough as hell to raise. Boys – well, they only need their own bathroom and a copy of Playboy.”
. . . and tissue.
if they are teenagers thy need to get jobs and buy their own kleenex. or just put them out in the barn.
In high school I worked as a janitor in a three story office building. From what I had seen of the bathrooms I can say that women are much more messy than men. Having been a teenage boy, I can say I certainly would not want to repeat that experience. I didn’t use fabric, I wouldn’t dare to, I am too thoughtful of others and would die if for leaving evidence. But the need for long hours of privacy, yeah. What this saintly mother says rings true. Sorry, mom.
You did great with gun Jesus!