This is clear asteroidophobia

I suppose these puny lifeforms think they get all the rights? Probably won’t be happy until we all burn up in their abusive atmosphere, will they? AIA* Is Rape!

Yes, when I heard about “Asteroid Day,” I thought at last humans were preparing to finally give asteroids some of the respect they have so long been denied. With all their “mineable metals” this and their “extinction event” that, it’s as though the only thing humans ever think about is how useful or threatening asteroids can be! How objectifying! How triggering! Why, it makes me want to slam right down into one of their pathetic shallow seas and…

(Ahem) So naturally, when I heard of this hostile, bogus ‘Asteroid Day,’ for just that one moment I imagined that they were reaching out one of their pasty, meat-based manipulators to look for a little common ground. Hah! I should have known.

Asteroid Day is a global awareness movement where people from around the world come together to learn about asteroids and what we can do to protect our planet, our families, communities, and future generations. Asteroid Day will be held on the anniversary of the 1908 Siberian Tunguska event, the largest asteroid impact on Earth in recent history.

Is that all you humans care about? Your pathetic ‘planet, families, communities and generations?’ At least you get generations. There’s only one each of the poor asteroids, you know. And Tunguska? You had to bring that up? What about the asteroid? How do you think it felt, just before it exploded in your atmosphere – which got in its way, I’d remind you, it’s not as though asteroids can swerve – and now you time your hostile little commemoration as if it were the asteroid’s fault!

This is so offensive.


*Asteroid In Atmosphere

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