A drug that ‘relaxes bladder muscles,’ and a mandate to drink at least three liters of water a day.
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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Dude, if your bladder is tense, yer drinkin’ way too much coffee…
I do’t see the issue. Ou live in one of the biggest litter boxes in the world.
Let’s not be pinche with those Precious Bodily Fluids now! With the temps you’re getting I’d say a gallon a day would be minimum. You don’t want to wash all the electrolytes out of your system – but at 3l you’re probably not near at risk for that.
Pardon my inordinate interest… but if you haven’t passed that chunk yet – your best odds lie in ample volume and pressure when the time comes. Things like cranberry juice might just whittle that chunk into littler chunks – probably a good thing? I bet some old-timers might even recommend a glass or so of white or apple vinegar water each day. (10% or so)
Consider it a prerequisite for marking territory – let that packrat know who the alpha critter is!
I second the cranberry suggestion… and heartily agree with Plug Nickel Outfits’ comment about marking territory…. besides, you’re a GUY. Peeing outside is part and parcel of being a guy!
(At least, that’s my opinion and how I’ve grown up).
You must be the reason Havasu looked bit high in it’s basin this morning.
Matt: yes, but Joel lives inside a building, not out side. Due to the muscle relaxant, one may need to transition from inside to outside with undue haste before things are allowed to proceed.
Choes: not to diminish the validity of Matt’s litterbox remark, but yes, peeing outside is one of the few glorious properties of being a guy. My ex always wondered why the grass was dying on the far side of the (very) detached garage… My nearest neighbor was 1/4 mile away…
apparently a glass of orange juice a day dissolves the stones.
it’s no good over doing the stuff though – it’s the same concentration of sugar as a little tea cup with five spoon fulls in it (I’m discovering the lack of joy of middle aged spread http://cdn1.wensleydale.co.uk/69-152-thickbox/wallace-gromit-crackers-about-cheese-.jpg ) -and it corrodes teeth almost as badly as cider (I swear that stuff is sweetened with dead rat)