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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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Yeah. Oookay. Y’know, I’m just going to stay the hell away from Canton.
Via Codrea, the latest and greatest on Daniel Harless, TUAK’s Law Enforcement Poster Boy of the Month. That other videos are surfacing isn’t a big surprise. Officer “Shoot you in the [bleeping] face and sleep at night” didn’t pull that … Continue reading
Why don’t you just come out once and scream it?
From the “really obvious questions that people ask anyway” Department… NSA Lawyer Questioned Over Cellphone Location Tracking of Americans: Is the government using cellular data to track Americans as they move around the U.S.? Seems like an answer to that … Continue reading
Nostalgic About Pterry.
Guffaw posted a nostalgic look at model rockets this morning, that got me to thinking of ze gut old dayz. Like him, I was into the little black powder-powered cardboard-and-balsa rockets when I was a kid. Much later I discovered … Continue reading
Things you’re not likely to hear around here…
“This just can’t be happening to me.” As Kevin Wilmeth correctly points out, ‘Yes it can, Bunky.’ Those are the words of someone in Condition White. … They were not prepared for this emergency, mentally: “[t]his just can’t be happening … Continue reading
What kind of right wing, paranoid, radical anarchist crazy man would consider carrying a gun in a bad neighborhood? That’s just insane!
Canton, Ohio. Never been there, but it does appear that sanity is not a requirement for a job in “public service” in Canton. H/T to Snarkybytes. In fact, it sounds as though Canton could use a Hero!
Ian’s getting weirder by the minute (I’m so proud)
My friend Ian likes guns. Okay – you like guns. I like guns. All God’s chilluns like guns. You don’t understand – Ian REALLY likes guns. Ian’s father is a veritable published scholar of certain types of military small arms, … Continue reading
Rainy Dayz
I had a phone call from GC Guy yesterday evening, setting the whole schedule back a day. So instead of geiger counters, this became shit-shoveling day. Finished up with what looked like plenty of time in the sky, but it … Continue reading
Life in prison for failure to identify yourself?
Looks like that’s what these cops have in mind… John Doe, as they have been forced to call him, was arrested for trespassing after he was spotted hanging around the parking garage of the Provo City offices, looking into cars. … Continue reading
Al Queda is not Emmanuel Goldstein. Al Queda has never been Emmanuel Goldstein.
In other words, now that we know the alleged perpetrator is not Muslim, we know — by definition — that Terrorists are not responsible; conversely, when we thought Muslims were responsible, that meant — also by definition — that it … Continue reading
Busy day.
Yeah, sorry: I got nothing today. Couldn’t get to sleep last night. Usually in high summer we get a breeze or a shower to cool things down before dark, but when we don’t the ol’ box’o’tin isn’t a great place … Continue reading
Kitchen in a trailer
Yike. Closer to six hundred bucks than to five, and I still forgot the drawer slides. Also, I really hope I didn’t lose too many of those shelf supports hanging out the rear there. But that’s my kitchen, not counting … Continue reading
Things that suggest you must have all the serious problems handled…
Don’t get me wrong, I understand the vital importance of coffee. Coffee is very important – why, human society couldn’t exist without it, because without it half of us would slaughter the other half before breakfast. Still…perhaps, after all, the … Continue reading
Tribes
Something nice happened this morning. I fell victim to a dirty trick, which got my worrying-dad muscles all in an uproar as I genuinely thought my one-and-only daughter was stuck penniless in a very foreign country. What the hell she … Continue reading
“Mr. President, I don’t work for you.”
I heard it on the Jeep’s radio while running some post-GC chores, and couldn’t believe what I thought I was hearing. So I came home and looked it up. Yup, I heard correctly… In an unusual display of emotion, President … Continue reading
So – iPhones are evil. I knew it all along.
See a cop aiming his smartphone at you, you might want to blink your eyes real fast or something…
And if you believe this, I’ve got a bridge you might be interested in…
Airport body scanners to nix naked image Uh huh. This time it isn’t a lie… WASHINGTON (Reuters) – New software for screening travelers at U.S. airports will do away with naked images, addressing a major public concern, the Transportation Security … Continue reading
Well this sucks…
Fired up the computer to read an alarming email from daughter, apparently one she sent to a group. She went to Spain (SPAIN???) for a short vacation, got mugged, lost all her funds, and is trapped in a hotel unable … Continue reading
Oh yes oh yes – Timing!
Spent most of the day making geiger counters, and GC Guy says when we run out of GM tubes there’ll be at least a two-week shutdown while we wait for more. That will free up time for working on the … Continue reading
About those CFLs – Now this would be a funny sight.
H/T to Wendy McElroy.
Must we use the enemy’s propaganda?
Look, I firmly believe that the impending incandescent lightbulb ban is corrupt, presumptuous, stupid and wrong-headed an act of government, okay? I’m on board as opposing it. Really. (eventhoughIonlyuseCFLs…) But there are so very many GOOD reasons to oppose the … Continue reading









































