You can have an opinion, Gersh. Go right ahead. Just try not to be a lying little sack of shit.

The unfortunate Gersh Kuntzman enjoyed all the negative attention so much he came back for seconds.

To gun lovers, you can’t even have an opinion on assault rifles — unless it’s theirs. Here’s the proof

To reiterate, the goal of the story was simply to share with readers my experience of firing an AR-15, which very few of them have done. I found the sheer power of the weapon horrifying. I found the noise deafening and anxiety provoking. I was frightened by its potential for rapid, catastrophic, Orlando-like carnage with similiar weaponry. Using an AR-15 made me irritable and jittery for hours afterwards. To me, it felt like a bazooka.

“Kuntzman is an outright liar,” wrote one emailer. “Nice try with an extremely stupid article which only appealed to girly boys and women of NYC and like the sheeple they are probably believed the lies.” (Other writers informed me that the “lie” is that guns are bad. For the record: I never said they were.)

Actually the most obvious lie was your claim that the rifle you fired was select fire, which no AR-15 is ever. But all the other words were hard to believe, too. I guess it’s possible you’re so easily bruised and traumatized, but if so you need medical and psychiatric help without delay. In fairness I don’t recall you coming out and saying the phrase “guns are bad.”

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8 Responses to You can have an opinion, Gersh. Go right ahead. Just try not to be a lying little sack of shit.

  1. Unclezip says:

    Have read Nicki’s screed on this? Goddam hilarious. Mangina, indeed.

    Liberty Zone

  2. MJR says:

    I think that if Gersh ever saw this

    http://www.80percentarms.com/collections/lower-receivers

    He would shit himself.

  3. jabrwok says:

    Larry Correia’s having fun wit this (of course). He’s solicited querys for Kuntzman which he, Larry, will respond to as if he were Gersh himself. You can read the results at: http://monsterhunternation.com/2016/06/16/ask-kuntzman/

  4. Joel says:

    😀 Highly recommended.

  5. Mutti says:

    Apparently this dork thinks Alligators should eat little People as well – okay – that’s a stretch (but not too far from the truth).

    He reminds me of our Pre-Adult Teens making insane claims while accusing others of “un-faiirr”. Maybe he’ll grow out of it:

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/nature-kills-man-kills-back-article-1.2675014

  6. Joel says:

    Wow, our Mr. Kuntzman seems determined to ride his new-found fame to new depths. Funny I never heard of him before, with drivel like this pouring forth.

  7. Goober says:

    Dude, when are the ant gunners going to get it through their thick skulls that an ar15 is not select fire? We’ve only told them, like, a bazillion times….

    As soon as he went full auto, he went full retard. I knew he was lying about his experience at that exact moment.

  8. Joel says:

    That was the moment at which his lying passed all doubt, yes.

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