Since we seem to be living in Bizaaro-election world, Trump may live to regret bringing up this subject if it comes to convention polling, allowing it to thrust deeper, deeper, oh god deeper into the national conversation, …
It’s “yuge” — or at least that’s what Donald Trump wants you to believe.
The leading contender in the GOP’s race for president made sure the size of his hands — and his manhood — were front and center during the Fox News debate on Thursday night.
“Nobody has ever hit my hands before. Look at those hands,” Trump said while holding them up, spread-fingered in a bid to address previous suggestions by rival Sen. Marco Rubio. “He referred to my hands — if they’re small, something else must be small.”
He added: “I guarantee you there’s no problem.”
Gad, what a clown. Preferring him over Hillary, as it seems increasingly likely we will end up doing, is like preferring a shit sandwich to a shit sandwich dipped in battery acid.
Seriously. Imagine being one of the other republican candidates – with the exception of Carson, of course, he of the presumably even yuger plumbing – experienced, accomplished politicians all, with decades of victorious high-level election battles behind them. “Him? Really? I couldn’t beat him? Geez.” And then, in a sane universe, they one and all crawl off and die of shame.
h/t to Big Brother, who has been in a locker room and who helpfully points out that your average black dood does in fact have a bigger, you know, …
ETA: Must add this, which I just now saw…
Kept talking about his hand-size and then, just when you thought this was getting weird, brought it back into a more sensible area by assuring the world that his penis size was sufficient for most.
He then added some substance to his foreign policy platform by declaring that he would force American soldiers to break the law and murder children.
On other issues, he was less reassuring.
…and from there it gets funny, by which I mean NSFW horrifying. Be warned.
“force American soldiers to break the law and murder children” Not in the oath I took, Trumppie.
Antigunners and some politicians seem obssessed with penis size. There must be some similarities ‘twixts the groups but I don’t wanna think about it now as I’m trying to eat supper.
I just flashed on “Shrek”, where they look up at the, well, yuuge building & ask if the builder might be compensating for something.
Trump Tower. All I’m sayin’.
Carson has dropped out!!