World’s most expensive Kel-Tec

George Zimmerman staggers back into the news briefly…

“I am honored and humbled to announce the sale of an American Firearm Icon,” Zimmerman wrote in the online description. “The firearm for sale is the firearm that was used to defend my life and end the brutal attack from Trayvon Martin on 2/26/2012 … Many have expressed interest in owning and displaying the firearm including The Smithsonian Museum in Washington D.C. This is a piece of American History.”

Uh huh. Bidding starts at 5K, if you’re interested. Better hurry.

Also, according to ABC News where I first saw this, Zimmerman is still a white hispanic. Just so you know.

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2 Responses to World’s most expensive Kel-Tec

  1. Ben says:

    I just checked my pockets, and so I must announce that my withdrawal from what I am sure will be enthusiastic bidding for this precious American talisman, which I am convinced must have magical evil-repelling powers.

  2. MJR says:

    I guess there were no takers for the “American Icon” that is Kel-Tec.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36281438

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