Bad news. Terrible news. We’re all gonna die.

Remember when Al Gore said the ice caps would be gone by 2013?

You do? Well, forget all that. What the hell is wrong with you people? Aren’t you paying attention? Science!

No. Now you should panic over this

Earth could become ‘practically ungovernable’ if sea levels keep rising, says former Nasa climate chief

Professor Hansen, who was among the first scientists to alert politicians and the public to the risks posed by climate change, told New York Magazine that he doubted the atmosphere would warm by four or five degrees Celsius by the end of this century – the upper end of current projections, which would likely end human civilisation as we know it.

However he said the biggest problem would be sea level rise. Professor Hanson was an author of a scientific paper published last year which warned that continued high fossil fuel emissions could increase sea levels by “several meters over a timescale of 50 to 150 years”.

Got that? None of the horror the bullshit climate models predicted has happened We’ll all be reduced to cannibalistic barbarism in 50 to 150 years! Flee for your lives to the nearest central government and beg for redemption and salvation!

Somewhere, George Orwell is muttering, “Guys. It wasn’t supposed to be an instruction manual…”

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4 Responses to Bad news. Terrible news. We’re all gonna die.

  1. Robert says:

    “reduced to cannibalistic barbarism”
    Reduced? I thought we were already there according to tv/newspaper/radio/etc.

  2. Joel says:

    Yeah, but more this time.

  3. Robert says:

    Hermiting as a lifestyle is looking more appealing despite the lack of neighborly food sources.

    I don’t think my neighbors would make good eating but I long ago decided the order in which our cats would become a meal. The 24-pounder goes last.

  4. MamaLiberty says:

    Earth could become “ungovernable?” Well, put me down as thinking that’s a great idea. What can we do to help that along? I’m open for suggestions. 🙂

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