Via Claire:
A Claxton, Tennessee man is accused of assaulting his live-in girlfriend over a photo of an unknown man he spotted on her Facebook page.
That man? GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney.
According to the Anderson County Sheriff’s Department, upon seeing Romney’s photo, Lowell Turpin, 40, “angrily demanded to know who the male was.”
If this guy had a girlfriend, there’s hope for you.
I’m not surprised he didn’t recognize Romney. I’m still getting over the fact that he had language skills.
When you’re as good lookin’ as he is ya don’t gotta be smart. Gaffaw
Damn, ugly seems like such an inadequate word for him…
OMG. Y’all crack me up. Whew, that was a good laugh.
Miss Violet
So OK……… I’m kinda fugly and my wife is kinda hot. I get a huge kick out of the “your’e married to that guy?!?” comments. So if we take that chemistry to the extreme this guy defines….he must be hooked up with a super model?
Well now Buck, there’s fugly (I’m a card-carrying member that group my own self) and then there’s ‘obvious-product-of-first-cousins-double-digit-IQ-fugly’. My money is on this specimen being from the second category.
Ok. But I still wanna see the female aspect. Even if she represents titanic wreckage. I really wanna see what kinda gal is with (gag) that kinda guy.
He might look better if he took the basketballs out of his cheeks. Then again… maybe not. Actually, I don’t want to know.
Need to go outside now… there are ants to squish…