Prison rape won’t be a problem…

Via Claire:

A Claxton, Tennessee man is accused of assaulting his live-in girlfriend over a photo of an unknown man he spotted on her Facebook page.

That man? GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

According to the Anderson County Sheriff’s Department, upon seeing Romney’s photo, Lowell Turpin, 40, “angrily demanded to know who the male was.”

Ug not like man in shiny thing. Take soul.

If this guy had a girlfriend, there’s hope for you.

I’m not surprised he didn’t recognize Romney. I’m still getting over the fact that he had language skills.

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7 Responses to Prison rape won’t be a problem…

  1. Anonymous says:

    When you’re as good lookin’ as he is ya don’t gotta be smart. Gaffaw

  2. BobG says:

    Damn, ugly seems like such an inadequate word for him…

  3. Teresa Sue says:

    OMG. Y’all crack me up. Whew, that was a good laugh.
    Miss Violet

  4. Buck. says:

    So OK……… I’m kinda fugly and my wife is kinda hot. I get a huge kick out of the “your’e married to that guy?!?” comments. So if we take that chemistry to the extreme this guy defines….he must be hooked up with a super model?

  5. LJH says:

    Well now Buck, there’s fugly (I’m a card-carrying member that group my own self) and then there’s ‘obvious-product-of-first-cousins-double-digit-IQ-fugly’. My money is on this specimen being from the second category.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Ok. But I still wanna see the female aspect. Even if she represents titanic wreckage. I really wanna see what kinda gal is with (gag) that kinda guy.

  7. MamaLiberty says:

    He might look better if he took the basketballs out of his cheeks. Then again… maybe not. Actually, I don’t want to know.

    Need to go outside now… there are ants to squish…

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