By making blanket statements about the size of somebody else’s genitalia?
I find this fellow’s interest in mine … disturbing.
I’ll be the one to say it: If you own multiple guns or feel the need to possess a military-style assault weapon, it’s because you have a small penis.
I did not make that up. Of course Mr. Hartley is hardly the first to make the scurrilous observation, but I’ll give him credit for excellent spelling and grammar.
What I find most curious is that this is, apparently, his notion of how one actually holds a conversation…
Now that we’ve finally decided that we actually can have a conversation about gun control in this country,…
I’m actually rather comforted by the fact that Mr. Hartley isn’t even trying to be logical.
owning lots of guns or pseudo-machine guns means you have a tiny wiener and you’re incredibly self-conscious about it. That’s the plain and simple truth, even if it’s not true.
Women who own assault weapons have tiny penises, just like their male counterparts.
Er…quite so, Mr. Hartley (he said, backing slowly away.) The truth is indeed the plain and simple truth, even if it’s not true. And women with “assault weapons” are indeed known for their tiny penises. Yes. You’re…quite right, I’m sure. Uh huh.
Glad we could have this “conversation.” Perhaps later we’ll strike up a dialog about how regularly you’ve been taking your medication.