By making blanket statements about the size of somebody else’s genitalia?
I find this fellow’s interest in mine … disturbing.
I’ll be the one to say it: If you own multiple guns or feel the need to possess a military-style assault weapon, it’s because you have a small penis.
I did not make that up. Of course Mr. Hartley is hardly the first to make the scurrilous observation, but I’ll give him credit for excellent spelling and grammar.
What I find most curious is that this is, apparently, his notion of how one actually holds a conversation…
Now that we’ve finally decided that we actually can have a conversation about gun control in this country,…
I’m actually rather comforted by the fact that Mr. Hartley isn’t even trying to be logical.
owning lots of guns or pseudo-machine guns means you have a tiny wiener and you’re incredibly self-conscious about it. That’s the plain and simple truth, even if it’s not true.
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Women who own assault weapons have tiny penises, just like their male counterparts.
Er…quite so, Mr. Hartley (he said, backing slowly away.) The truth is indeed the plain and simple truth, even if it’s not true. And women with “assault weapons” are indeed known for their tiny penises. Yes. You’re…quite right, I’m sure. Uh huh.
Yeah.
Glad we could have this “conversation.” Perhaps later we’ll strike up a dialog about how regularly you’ve been taking your medication.
HEY! What’s wrong with having a small penis? The normal distribution demands that half of all of us are below average in the below the belt department. Why would anyone assume that it makes us deficient or controls our behavior? What an incredibly biased and insensitive thing to say.
Well, the evidence invalidates his assertion as I own multiple weapons and have a HUGE shlo…what, dear, TMI? Sigh. I and Mr. Hartley will never understand this societal aversion to saying whatever comes to mind. Even if it is batshit crazy in his case. It’s one thing to say something and another to actually believe it. Perhaps Mr. H. was tongue-in-cheek? As for the meds, I’d say “not often enough”.
Could be some truth to it – I own multiple guns and have NO penis. Think I’ll buy some more ’cause lord knows I don’t want to develop even a miniscule penis, being a girl & all.
LJH, you should have read the… the… _conversation_. Mr. Hartley says you have a penis, too. Naturally, this leads me to suspect that Mr. Hartley does not, in actual fact, know what a penis _is_.
Oh dear. What does my wife’s M16 say about her? Hold on a minute, gotta look at something.
OK, I’m back….no, no penis present on her. And I made a thorough survey. Again.
On top of that, what does the fact that I prefer to actually carry a snub nose revolvers and SBRs say about me?
That all said, I’m more than happy to actually man up and compare size with the moron who made this err….declaration. More than happy to accommodate. The humiliation will not be mine. I leave you to trust that.
http://www.bussjaeger.org/todd-has-no-penis.html
Sent that to Dickless and his editor. Be interesting to see if they respond.