That whitehouse.gov petition demanding protection parity for the children of politicians has crossed well over the 25,000-signature threshold. Has Sidwell Friends been declared a gun-free zone yet?
Oh, wait! Says here it’s a non-issue, since the school doesn’t have armed guards. Just, you know, security guards who may or may not be armed, and an entire Secret Service detail. Which apparently isn’t the same thing at all, in some parallel universe known only to journalists.