They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
Ever read Joseph Wambaugh’s classic cop novel “The Choirboys?” In that one when it came time to break the will of the choirboys (cops who gathered in MacArthur park to drink and fuck cop groupies) and get one of them to rat out the others, the police brass worked on the eldest of them, the one closest to his retirement, and threatened to take it away from him. He broke. Principles don’t put food on the table.
Look at that Pig – walking upright on two feet! And how many rounds did he likely have in his magazine at the very same time?
Maybe these oathkeeper cops who work in these jurisdictions should start a voluntary downsizing of their own magazine capacities to match that of those they’re ‘serving’. Might make the brass uncomfortable if they were public about it. (prob’ly just get ’em fired…)
I’m curious – If they determined he was legally carrying the pistol, what gave them probable cause to search the magazine?
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