Gingrich has never given any evidence of a sense of humor, or I’d assume this is a parody.
Hm. Maybe he’s suggesting that what the republic requires at this critical moment in technological history is a giant government program to determine an acceptable name for the smartphone? Maybe he’s suggesting…Aw, hell. I don’t know what he’s suggesting. Except that he needs his meds adjusted and his diaper changed.
Don’t fret, Newt. I do believe society will figure out what to do with information technology without the help of you and your syphilitic kin.
And please stop making old people look bad. You could do this very simply by shutting the hell up and going away.
















































“We here at Newt Geezer Productions…”
His software is buggy, always has been.