They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
I have to disagree with the headline. As a wimp, I greatly appreciate the importance of firearms for protecting myself against all the macho manly-men out there who are twice my size and go around getting drunk and bludgeoning each other for fun. A better description might be “the roid-raging musclehead side,” as those are the people who benefit most from everyone being disarmed.
Heaven’s…. the cat might get hold of it……. Oh my. Sigh….over the decades I’m pretty sure all of the myriad cats we have had, none of whom dies of anything more external that moms blind ass backing a car over one sleeping…. all died of old. I’m pretty sure they had occasion to bat the odd cartridges as well as bits thereof all over my alarmingly shell littered homes. That on top of the fact that I’m pretty sure I managed to find much of the same amusement as a kid… as did my dad…. he died of old, too.
The comments are priceless and they include the usual focus on the male genitalia to firearms comparision. Why are liberals so focused on sex organs? Must be some sort of compensation.
“Safe: Despite the thousands of bullets that were found, the police did not feel the need to evacuate the couple”
A very faint glimmer of good sense demonstrated here. I was expecting they’d evacuate the entire town. Ammunition sitting in gunky water over a long period of time, you know. Explodes if you look at it cross eyed, doesn’t it?
Yes, the sun set on the Brits an awful long time ago… and I fear they’ll wait a long time for the next dawn.
Ironically, this took place in the same town that houses the world’s best public gun collection (the Pattern Room)…
Just to put a perspective on it…the Daily Mail is a bit famous for adding OTT drama to a basic story. They send in the police detection guys – a. because most english people have never seen ammunition up close and so can’t tell what they’re looking at for sure and b. because this stuff sometimes shows up: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2080557/Army-Royal-Engineers-to-disarm-largest-World-War-II-bomb-found-in-East-London.html
I understand that, and was actually looking for some mention of unexploded WWII ordnance. That, obviously, would have been a legitimate cause for concern. There was no such mention. They listed a bunch of pistol and rifle ammo, most of which was suitable for plinking in an arcade and none of which could ever spontaneously explode, or hatch a demon dragon, or whatever these overgrown children feared might happen.