So asked my very strait-laced wife one time, and I swear I’m not making it up. My first reaction was to reply, “You’re kidding. Right?” But then I channeled something I heard some comedian say one time: “Because they’re pink, they’re pretty, and you agree with both of them.” The lesbians, that is.
None of which has anything to do with this funny story about the Church of Satan taking some sort of posthumous revenge on Fred Phelp’s mother, presumably for having borne him.
‘Pink Mass’ Has Made Westboro Baptist Church Founder’s Mom Gay In Afterlife, Satanists Claim
The title pretty much sums up the article; it’s the disturbing photos that got me talking.
H/T to Claire.















































