I will make two immediate proclamations…
1: “Born to Run” is henceforth the new national anthem.
2: Emmylou Harris has to record at least one video in which she acts like she’s having a good time. (Yes, I know she cracks a smile or two in this one, but that was rare even thirty years ago. Her usual thing is to stand there looking like she’s bored to tears.)
After that we’ll get to the political executions, followed closely by the important matter of the Official National Bagel.
















































I believe that you are seriously undervaluing the importance of the Offical National Bagel in your administration.
That’ll probably be the stated reason for the countercoup. Too late, I’ll remember why most usurpers start with the executions.
I have a terrible time setting priorities.