New Jersey Bridge Closing Explained

Chris Christie’s Staff Blames Bridge Closing on Anti-Islam Video

“The information, the best information and the best assessment we have today is that in fact these were not preplanned, premeditated lane closings. That what happened was a spontaneous reaction to a vile and despicable film that pokes fun at the prophet Mohammad. Let me state very clearly and I hope it is obvious, that the New Jersey Governor’s office had absolutely nothing to do with this insensitive video. We absolutely reject its content and message and call for the immediate investigation of its filmmaker.”

I’m sure that’ll make everything all better. Worked before.

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One Response to New Jersey Bridge Closing Explained

  1. MamaLiberty says:

    Ah, I highly suspect that’s “Onion” material. Sometimes it is a little hard to tell… but the “interview” with Clinton at the bottom pretty much nails it. 🙂

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