A Modest Proposal: Anyone with a Twitter account shall be banned from any legislative office.

Because even I know the Babylon Bee is a parody site, and I don’t even read it much.

Exhibit A:
Liberty University Criticized After Unveiling Stained Glass Window Depicting Donald Trump

The window is featured prominently in the chapel, allowing students and faculty to pray to their lord and savior Donald Trump as they escape the pressures and worries of campus life for a few minutes.

“We wanted the renovated prayer chapel to really help students think about what’s important: President Trump and His anointed agenda to make America great again,” said school president Jerry Falwell, Jr.

Okay, right, I don’t really like the Falwells either but a bit of fact-checking might be in order here before anybody else runs with the story.

But no. Exhibit B:

Sigh. Humor is dead in America. Politics killed it.

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5 Responses to A Modest Proposal: Anyone with a Twitter account shall be banned from any legislative office.

  1. Dygert says:

    What fools these mortals be. Alas

  2. Mike says:

    “A Modest Proposal: Anyone with a Twitter account shall be banned from any legislative office.”

    Sure, including President Trump? :^)

  3. Kentucky says:

    Under the Bee’s “About us” we find . . .

    “The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. We write satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life.”

    “The Babylon Bee was created ex nihilo on the eighth day of the creation week, exactly 6,000 years ago. We have been the premier news source through every major world event, from the Tower of Babel and the Exodus to the Reformation and the War of 1812. We focus on just the facts, leaving spin and bias to other news sites like CNN and Fox News.”

    Apparently reading comprehension is a dead art.

  4. Jim Price says:

    No, humor is not dead. Gullibility and stupidity are running rampant.

  5. terrapod says:

    Reality follows from fiction. I figure it will be less than 90 days before an actual one of these appears somewhere (most likely a bar in Toledo or some such).

    Agree with Jim Price, Myself and circle of associates in grime laugh pretty much every day observing leftards in action. We (unfortunately) live fairly close to Chicongo, thus the laughter almost never stops.

To the stake with the heretic!