Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide in his jail cell by shooting himself twelve times in the back.
No, really he was “found hanged.”
Epstein’s suicide also comes just after he named several prominent Democrats as members of his alleged sex ring.
The article does not explain exactly how a prisoner on suicide watch successfully hangs himself. By all accounts it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy, and I’m guessing the whole thing will just go away now. Memory hole open, memory hole closed.