Aaand that’s the last time the word “Epstein” will appear in the news…

Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide in his jail cell by shooting himself twelve times in the back.

No, really he was “found hanged.”

Epstein’s suicide also comes just after he named several prominent Democrats as members of his alleged sex ring.

The article does not explain exactly how a prisoner on suicide watch successfully hangs himself. By all accounts it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy, and I’m guessing the whole thing will just go away now. Memory hole open, memory hole closed.

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11 Responses to Aaand that’s the last time the word “Epstein” will appear in the news…

  1. Ben says:

    I’d say it’s a bit quick for conspiracy theories, but anyhow good riddance to him.

  2. Joel says:

    I’d say it’s a bit quick for conspiracy theories,…

    😀 Yeah, but it’s fun.

  3. Bear says:

    Bit quick? I was speculating after his first “suicide attempt” when I learned he was housed with a murderous cop from Westchester shortly after the PedoAir flight logs went public. And yesterday we saw the unsealed lists of Epstein associates.

  4. gojuplyr says:

    His wife is also privy to details of this. She should hire her own security.
    Won’t stop the investigation tho. The girls are talking publicly now.

  5. M says:

    According to Joe “Stick to the Narratives”, some how it was Russia…

  6. Kentucky says:

    The Media will keep his name on the front page as long as they can milk it for ammo against whichever pol they are after at the moment. It’s juicy, juicy gossip/innuendo fodder.

  7. bill says:

    The power of those with wealth measuring in the hundreds of millions and billions is scary. Some of those people can be very deviant. Their reach demands attention. Some things commoners need to observe, learn from, and leave alone. We all have experience with what is conspiracy versus truth.

    Paranoid much, bill?

  8. Anon says:

    Arkancide, Bill and Hillary will never chance being exposed. So he was Vince Fostered.

  9. Ben says:

    “Bill and Hillary will never chance being exposed.” Why? The last I heard, neither Bill nor Hillary was running for office. They are a pair of no-account has-beens.

    I see several possibilities here, including:

    1) (The Keystone cops theory) The Trump Administration is so incompetent that they allowed the (similarly incompetent) Dems to somehow sneak into their prison and off the guy.

    2) (The Trump theory) Given that Trump and Jeffery have been known to play together (and Trump IS running for office), the Republicans offed the guy before he could implicate Trump.

    3) (IMO The most likely theory) The guy’s death had nothing to do with politics.

  10. Anon says:

    You really think Bill and Hillary have no influence. Or that either want to be spending life in jail for procuring and abusing minors. Lol. I’ve a bridge I can sell you cheap!!

To the stake with the heretic!