…mine doesn’t have a website.
But at least the page marked “Clandestine List” is password protected, so that’s something.
What the hell am I talking about, you ask? I’m not sure myself. But it seems there’s this up and coming Socal politician – anointed to take over Barbara Boxer’s throne, in case you thought we were through with that – who has at least one aide on her staff who just got busted for…um…
allegedly impersonating police officers
Which doesn’t begin to describe this.
Suspicions about the Masonic Fraternal Police Department — whose members trace their origins to the Knights Templar — were aroused when various police chiefs in Southern California received a letter in late January that announced new leadership for the group,” the Times’ Matt Hamilton wrote.
“Following an investigation, officials said, sheriff’s investigators searched two sites in Santa Clarita and found badges, weapons, uniforms and law enforcement paraphernalia.”
Ok, see, I already had a talk with my head of supersecret occult security, lest he read this and get the idea that sending press releases to the “regular” cops is something he’s been supposed to do. Which, for the record, it’s not. But for the full flavor of goofiness, we need to go to the official website of the Masonic Fraternal Police Department, where we learn…
The Masonic Fraternal Organization is the oldest and most respected organization in the “World.” Grand Masters around the various states are facing serious safety concerns for their Jurisdictions and their family members. The first Police Department was created by the “Knights Templar’s” back in 1100 B.C.
Which makes their organization more than 2000 years older than the actual Knights Templar, a bunch of slackers who didn’t show up until somewhere around 1100 AD.
The Knights Templar’s can be distinguished by their promiscuous use of proprietary punctuation and spelling, including randomly-scattered quote marks and apparently occult knowledge that there is no difference between than and then. But I quibble. There’s lots more where that came from and it’s all good for a laugh, so enjoy.
More than this I do not know, except that it does not surprise in any way that a woman powerful enough in California politics to simply be appointed to a seat in the US senate, ala Hillary! Clinton, would have such utter whackjobs in her inner circle and it would make no difference whatsoever. California: As long as I don’t have to live there, I find it entertaining as hell.
“California: As long as I don’t have to live there, I find it entertaining as hell.”
It would be, if I didn’t have family there, especially my grandsons. sigh