Like, all the available services…
That, fair readers, is the meat cooler of the only food market in the little town nearest where I live. I’ve been counting, and in the past ten years this cooler has broken down approximately 1,439,784 times. I may have missed a few since I only hit town every week or so.
The next closest town is 35 miles away, and it’s got a Safeway. After a few years around here a Safeway begins to look like an absurd Palace of Food in which the coolers never seem to break down. Local store management actually has the gall to complain that people who should be shopping locally are undercutting hometown retailers by driving to the Safeway.
He really said that to me once. I just pointed out that both his onions were sprouting.