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Airport body scanners to nix naked image

Uh huh. This time it isn’t a lie…

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – New software for screening travelers at U.S. airports will do away with naked images, addressing a major public concern, the Transportation Security Administration said Wednesday.

The TSA, which previously assured us its porno-scanners didn’t show any details, couldn’t save images and were virtually devoid of actual radioactivity – three claims which all proved lies – is now fixing the whole thing with a minor software tweak.

Right.

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One Response to And if you believe this, I’ve got a bridge you might be interested in…

  1. Anonymous says:

    Well, that was my major worry but everything is okay now.

To the stake with the heretic!