This guy is molotov cocktailing wrong – but at least he knows he can convalesce as the nation’s most popular meme for the next week or two – or anyway until the next political murder, which will be any minute now.
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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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You could say that… he made a fuel out of himself. 🤣
I spit my beer all over my monitor when I watched this!! I love that people are mocking these idiots.
TK421a, shame all over you for that pun…
Malatrope, I was going to write “It looks like Jack isn’t as nimble as he used to be.” but I chose not to. 😎
Oopsie. Anyone know what precipitated his Dance of Fire? Dropped the bottle or sloppy pouring, etc?
I’ve been trying to find out, with no luck, whether the guy set himself on fire or was lit up by a comrade’s carelessly handled Molotov cocktail. Accounts vary, but the most credible say this guy wasn’t the thrower (or dropper) of the device — though you wouldn’t exactly call him an innocent victim, either.
In either case that was … interesting. 😉
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It was my understanding that someone behind him threw the cocktail well short. In the original video shown from the area of the police line they misses by a good 25 yds. There was also a second moron who ran the other direction but he wasn’t near as flamey so I guess that wasn’t video worthy.