Hey, y’know how the smart kids are always telling us not to stand too close to a metallic target?
And I wouldn’t suggest that last night was the first time it ever shot back at me. The plates are curved, which lets me get away with foolishness most but not all of the time. But last night is the first time it ever drew blood, and this morning I’m still digging jacket splinters out of my hide.
So…just sayin.’ The smart kids are probably right about that.