We have a big black ant here, very industrious, very hostile, and for some reason they like to build their nests on packed-down driveways.
They’re not fire ants by any means but their bite – and they do bite – gives you a painful welt that will itch for a week. And they will climb you till they find something tender to bite, if you take my meaning.
They are not welcome near the Lair, and the local hardware sells a granular concoction that is sure genocidal death to a nest in hours.
Picture taken just before I left on a dump run with D&L:
Just after I returned 2.5 hours later:
Screwest thou not with Uncle Joel.