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You shouldn't ask these questions of a paranoid recluse, you know.

Have you ever sat on the edge of your bed and just listed everything that hurts?

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November is a depressing month…

It’s kinda funny that my most constant seasonal cue is that tree, right across the street from the water vending station Neighbor L and I go to every week. I guess because there’s nothing better to do while waiting for … Continue reading

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Chose not to repeat a mistake from last winter…

In the Spring my redneck water heater’s hoses were so full of loose scale I couldn’t get any pressure out of the spigot at all. Took forever to clear it all out. I swore that this time I’d take the … Continue reading

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Had to bake bread twice in one day…

This sort of thing has happened before but not for a long time… The dough basically doesn’t rise in the bowl or the bread pan at all. Stuck with the option of throwing it away or baking it and seeing … Continue reading

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A regal pose…

Keeping me company while I took laundry off the line… He’s not always so dignified. Last Sunday at a get-together on SurvivalDave’s deck he met two ladies he doesn’t see often – and we’ve never met a female human he … Continue reading

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The pear tree is a lot shorter…

When I picked the fruit in August I had a lot of trouble with the tall vertical branches in the middle, so I determined that before winter I’d prune them off. I hesitated, of course, because that’s a pretty major … Continue reading

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A perfect photograph ruined by a dog’s perfect poop…

Tobie had his dinner and immediately began harassing me for his evening walkie. No problem; beautiful day, can’t wait. We got to the top of the climb on the beaten path between the Lair and Ian’s Cave. The moon was … Continue reading

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And this is why the water tank going empty is a big deal…

We’re all on wells, we all built our own electrical and plumbing systems, we’re all on solar power which doesn’t always work even in the desert, none of us knew what we were doing, we all get dry water tanks … Continue reading

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I’m sorry but this is so funny…

Where are those crying in laughter emojis?

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Seems we weren’t the only ones to get a little snow…

From Commenter Eric, I don’t quite know where… That’s pretty impressive for November.

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It got good and cold last night…

We don’t usually go into the teens overnight before December. Everything is working fine, the Lair is insulated against far worse now but I was surprised to get this kind of weather so early in the season. It must be … Continue reading

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Huh. That’s new…

The snow finally slackened off around 10:30 and I went outside to clean off the solar panels on the ground mount. Turned out I could’ve stayed indoors… That’s not supposed to happen. Here’s what the roof-mounted panels were like at … Continue reading

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And now we’ll see if I fixed it…

ED NOTE: I wrote this yesterday morning but somehow didn’t post it, and didn’t notice that I hadn’t posted it till just now. The last chapter in my latest water hassle. A couple of cool wet days. Night before last … Continue reading

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Bad news/Good news/More good news…

It’s really snowing out… It wasn’t supposed to amount to anything – in fact it was forecast to have stopped by now. But I think even Mike would acknowledge that this is at least snowfall. Two pieces of semi-related good … Continue reading

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I think I found the problem with my water…

Unfortunately it’s a little late. I came into the kitchen this morning, looked at the water pressure, and… Empty tank. Yesterday there was nearly a thousand gallons in there. Lying in bed last night it occurred to me that there … Continue reading

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I guess I was due for water supply problems…

At the back of my sink is a big goofy-looking water pressure gauge, a gift from Big Brother several years ago, which can tell me when the water tank at the top of the ridge is not filling. And this … Continue reading

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Holy crap this is the most evil spam I ever received…

Get a load of this… Advertise up to 200 MILLION EMAILS WITH THE LOWEST PRICE! Immediate BOOM OF SALES! TALK TO US: WhatsApp: +55 32 98509 4054 You can advertise all over the world, or you can choose the countries … Continue reading

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I’m not a big Wes Anderson fan, to be honest, but…

I have Isle of Dogs on DVD, just re-watched it this evening, and it’s worth anybody’s time.

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Bother. I hate it when gadgets don’t work out.

Just as I began chainsawing all my new yard juniper into stovewood, I ran into a problem I had hoped would hold off a bit: My single chain went “burn through the wood” dull. Unfortunately it’s a smaller size than … Continue reading

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Did I clean it in the Spring, or didn’t I?

Safest bet was that I didn’t clean it. And it had accumulated quite a bit of soot… …and so it was definitely time to give the stovepipe a good pre-winter scrub. I used to be much more diligent about cleaning … Continue reading

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