Awoman!

AWOMAN

A Hebrew colloquialism roughly translated as “I am an idiot.” Commonly used in the Hebrew phrase “Amen and awoman,” meaning “Verily, I am an idiot.”

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7 Responses to Awoman!

  1. Michael says:

    But Joel, all non-gendered terms must be made gendered, and all gendered terms must be made gender-neutral. It’s only logical. Just wait for “Amen and Awomen” to become “Amenx”.

  2. Robert says:

    What the collective (plural?) of “awomen” as we are verily all idiots sometimes?

  3. Paul B says:

    Dunno but I think that carp is about to come to a screeching halt.

  4. mnRuby says:

    Thanks for the best laugh of the day!

  5. Capt. Obvious says:

    laughing and pointing at such public illiteracy is so… elitist? Naw.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amen

  6. Robert says:

    Capt. O: RE: your wikipedia link- thanks.

    Allow me to de-elitist the entry: I believe pronunciation ah-men vs. aye-men is context-dependent; i.e., ah-men concludes the formal prayer to not get shot, while “Aye-men, brother!” is the response to “Wholey Sheet, we didn’t get shot!”

  7. Robert says:

    Michael: Amenix is the brand of gas station you find when you’re running on fumes. Cenex (a real brand, dunno if you have ’em where you are) is when you’re smart enough to believe the gauge.

To the stake with the heretic!