AWOMAN
A Hebrew colloquialism roughly translated as “I am an idiot.” Commonly used in the Hebrew phrase “Amen and awoman,” meaning “Verily, I am an idiot.”
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They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
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But Joel, all non-gendered terms must be made gendered, and all gendered terms must be made gender-neutral. It’s only logical. Just wait for “Amen and Awomen” to become “Amenx”.
What the collective (plural?) of “awomen” as we are verily all idiots sometimes?
Dunno but I think that carp is about to come to a screeching halt.
Thanks for the best laugh of the day!
laughing and pointing at such public illiteracy is so… elitist? Naw.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amen
Capt. O: RE: your wikipedia link- thanks.
Allow me to de-elitist the entry: I believe pronunciation ah-men vs. aye-men is context-dependent; i.e., ah-men concludes the formal prayer to not get shot, while “Aye-men, brother!” is the response to “Wholey Sheet, we didn’t get shot!”
Michael: Amenix is the brand of gas station you find when you’re running on fumes. Cenex (a real brand, dunno if you have ’em where you are) is when you’re smart enough to believe the gauge.