Beware excessive certainty…

…about things you can’t possibly know for sure.

Stairs

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You shouldn't ask these questions of a paranoid recluse, you know.
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8 Responses to Beware excessive certainty…

  1. Kentucky says:

    That one kinda takes a moment or so . . .

  2. Joel says:

    🙂 Yeah, it probably only makes sense if you know Hawking was a loud and proud atheist. Presenting him and his wheelchair with a stairway to heaven would be a practical joke worthy of the god of the Bible, who had his moods. One minute he’s flattening cities with fire from heaven, the next he’s daring us to work out the aerodynamics of bumblebees.

  3. Robert says:

    I think I hurt myself laughing. I work with powerwheelchair users. This is getting forwarded. I’m going to hell but I don’t care.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I expect, Robert, that God provides a stair lift for souls who are going up. For those going down, he merely has someone push the chair over the edge of those stairs…

  5. Waepnedmann says:

    He was wrong about naked singularities, too.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Anon at 2:45pm:
    Nah, it’s a steep ramp going down; coaster wheels get stuck on steps.

  7. Judy says:

    Nah, somewhere in Christian Dogma it says we will be made whole after death. So, if Hawkings was a believer he would just skip up the stairs like a kid. But since he said he was not, I can see Morgan Freeman/George Burns messing with him.

  8. Kentucky says:

    Yeah, the dogma of “My way or the highway!” Or perhaps the “low way”. Rather a vindictive dogma, if ya ask me (which nobody did).

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