But the world is full of maniacs who want to hurt you, and the police can’t help.

And they wouldn’t if they could.

Also, Stephen Colbert is an idiot.

Have I said anything yet that you don’t already know?

Okay, so there’s this children’s book titled My Parents Open Carry, which was published three years ago but which I (and the pearl-clutching gun grabbers) only just now heard about. Apparently it’s the worst thing you could ever possibly imagine using to teach a child. Beware!

And since the MSNBC article I’m here to mock couldn’t be bothered to actually link to the book, I’m doing that here. Also, here’s the title page…

And here’s a screenshot of the first content page (click to embiggen)…

I’m not actually recommending the book, which I haven’t read. I’m just being a jerk. I’ve been told it’s really scary and evil, though. So it might be pretty good.

Anyway. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah! The MSNBC article – Yeah, it’s pretty much what you’d expect. Don’t bother with it.