California has become the Utopia that will soon transform America.

Seriously. In a bloodless civil war that will probably be over by 2020.

Stop laughing! This guy’s a tech corp CEO and everything, so he must be smart!

The Great Lesson of California in America’s New Civil War

In the early 2000s, California faced a similar situation to the one America faces today. Its state politics were severely polarized, and state government was largely paralyzed. The Republican Party was trapped in the brain-dead orthodoxies of an ideology stuck in the past. The party was controlled by zealous activists and corrupt special interests who refused to face up to the reality of the new century. It was a party that refused to work with the Democrats in good faith or compromise in any way.

The solution for the people of California was to reconfigure the political landscape and shift a supermajority of citizens — and by extension their elected officials — under the Democratic Party’s big tent. The natural continuum of more progressive to more moderate solutions then got worked out within the context of the only remaining functioning party. The California Democrats actually cared about average citizens, embraced the inevitable diversity of 21st-century society, weren’t afraid of real innovation, and were ready to start solving the many challenges of our time, including climate change.

California today provides a model for America as a whole.

I, for one, welcome our new delusional overlords.

Curiously, not everyone is convinced.

Or not.

Now, I know what you’re saying. You’re saying, “Why do a bunch of San Francisco dorks think that 150 million Americans with 300 million guns are just going to give up their rights and their say in their own governance and submit to the commands of people who eat kale by choice?” That’s a fair question, and they have an answer.

Because you just are.

I didn’t say it was a good answer.


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3 Responses to California has become the Utopia that will soon transform America.

  1. Robert says:

    “California today provides a model for America as a whole.”
    Wow. “Delusional” is a good start. Or is the author really, oh, nevermind.
    Almost makes me glad I’m not young…

  2. Kentucky says:

    I went back and read Peter Leyden’s bonafides. I’ll bet there’s not a hat available that’s big enough to fit him.

  3. i love kale. cook it with a ham hock.

    saw the final picture with pelosi and the president cut in to show them walking together.
    pelosi says, these foreign places really are shitholes.
    pesident replies, this isn’t foreign, it is your constituency in san francisco.

    those people, who don’t believe any evil is in them, are totally demon controlled, they certainly are not controlled by reason.

To the stake with the heretic!