CNN Unveils Their New Slogan:


“From ‘The worldwide leader in news’ to ‘This is CNN,’ our taglines have always reflected the core essence of who we are as a news organization,” CNN said in a press release. “Our new slogan perfectly sums up our values, integrity, and passion in three words: Orange Man Bad.”

St. Acosta the Martyr could not be reached for comment, shocking everyone.

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One Response to CNN Unveils Their New Slogan:

  1. Spud says:

    Well duh…

To the stake with the heretic!