You can relax now. I know many of you have been worrying yourselves sick, the deadline’s pounding down the stretch and still our masters and their aides had not found a plausible way to exempt themselves from the health care system destruction they benevolently shoved down all our throats.
I told you not to worry. Our masters are the best and the brightest of all Americans, for how else could they ever be our masters? They have gathered about them staffs of the finest political operatives, and cannot risk losing them over such piddly issues as health care or equality under the law. Naturally they would turn their best efforts to averting this impending crisis, this terrible threat to national [somethingsomething.]
And so it is! Stroke of the pen, law of the land, mischief managed. You may return to paying your taxes with a calm mind.
Well, look at the “bright side” of their exempting themselves and staff from the abortion called ObamaCare — they didn’t add to the deficit in an attempt to make it easier for us poor mundanes to take it in the ass by extravagantly buying a couple of billion of dollars worth of Vaseline to ease the reaming…
You’ll use Crisco, serf, and you’ll like it.