I am not a nutritionist – and neither is Michelle Obama. And nutritionists seem to keep their heads up their asses pretty consistently anyway. But that doesn’t stop the government from trying to dictate ‘healthy’ eating, one generation after another – and from one generation to another their ‘recommendations’ always turn out to be wrong. Remember when milk was good for you (“three glasses a day!”) and eggs were bad? Yeah. It’s like that.
After I have betrayed the revolution and set myself up as president-for-life, I will force you all at gunpoint to eat any damn thing you want.