Earth Day, a commemoration that makes me almost ashamed to be living a greeny’s dream

Let’s turn this over to our Poet Laureate…

“I’m getting tired of that shit. Tired of that shit. I’m tired of f*cking Earth Day, I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is there aren’t enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world safe for their Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don’t give a shit about the planet. They don’t care about the planet. Not in the abstract they don’t. You know what they’re interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They’re worried that some day in the future, they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn’t impress me.”

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4 Responses to Earth Day, a commemoration that makes me almost ashamed to be living a greeny’s dream

  1. MJR says:

    Preaching to the choir…

    I find the one thing the eco-freaks will not answer is, if the weather prognosticators can’t accurately predict what the weather will be in three weeks how can the Eco-Freaks predict what it will be in a hundred years.

    Seeing that’s it’s Earth day, in honour of the Eco-freaks I used our charcoal BBQ tonight to cook dinner and in a few minutes i will be building a nice little fire in the fire pit.

  2. Judy says:

    Ah, Mr. Carlin, still just as relevant today as he was when he originally spoke those words.

  3. Mike says:

    Most today are ignorant of the fact, and the rabid promoters of of this absurdity today that actually know of him, will deny it till the cows come home, but one of the creators of this absurdity was this fine POS.

  4. MamaLiberty says:

    All of this “eco” and “green” nonsense is just an excuse to control other people and their property. If you remember that, you won’t even need to attempt answering them. Just ignore them and light the barbie…

    The planet will take care of itself. Humans simply need to adapt to the inevitable changes and challenges if they want to survive. Thinking that the climate can be changed to adapt to humans is one of the nuttier ideas… and there are so many nutty ideas…

To the stake with the heretic!