Why would anybody take that job? Is it listed in the classifieds under “Masochist?” Right under “Minefield Tapdancer?” Or maybe Carney actually enjoys doing this? I can’t imagine how that could be but I’ve heard of some sexual kinks I could never wrap my mind around either, and people seem to like them. So…
But how would you even phrase the ad? I mean if you needed a new one? “Compulsive Liar needed for high-profile position in Press Relations. Immediate opening, excellent pay and benefits befitting career-ending assignments. No one with a shred of self-respect need apply. Must own nice suit.”
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