“Geez, we look like we’re heading back to the rez.”

So said L as we strapped a big horse-feeding tub on top of a pickup-load of plywood, roofing, wood pellets and long tools. I said, “Well, we sort of are.”

I saw the greatest thing this morning, just as the sun broke across the desert while we headed out toward the county road. There was a big bull elk not fifty feet away, turned like he was posing for the cover of a Cabela’s catalog. And just behind him was another, with an even bigger rack. I doubt either was in Boone & Crockett territory, but either one would have looked good on a trophy-hunter’s wall. Gad, they were beautiful things. Though they weren’t happy with our decision to stop and look, neither ran away. They both just struck another pose. I had a camera right there in my bag, but it never occurred to me to take a picture.

I yielded to temptation today and bought two tools that were not in the budget, both aimed at specific repeat chores I really wasn’t well-equipped for.100_4507
I’ve been tearing pallets apart for my firewood using a Wonderbar and a framing hammer and hating every not-very-productive minute. I finally decided it was better to buy a single crowbar than to curse the pallet – or something like that. Also, every Friday for months I’ve loaded and unloaded a trailer-load of horse manure without a proper fork. You ever try doing that with a shovel? It will make you dread an otherwise simple job. It seems kind of ironic to be buying tools for a job I’m doing for free in the first place, but that’s just the nature of irony: If I’m gonna keep doing it, I’m by golly going to own the only tool designed for just that job.

Farmer Joel, signing off.

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3 Responses to “Geez, we look like we’re heading back to the rez.”

  1. Zelda says:

    You’ll find a lot of uses for that fork. Mine is older than you are, and in use almost every day for things other than manure. You can never have too many tools.

  2. Anonymous says:

    “You can never have too many tools.”

    My Boss (examining my expense account): “Boy, you sure do like to buy tools.”
    Me: “Yeah, and I get the job done in half the time it woulda taken without those specialized tools. I just saved you money.”
    Boss: “But I’m paying for ’em.”
    Me: “What’s cheaper, buying those tools or paying me more?”
    Boss: “Keep buying tools.”
    Me: “OK. I was gonna do it even if you didn’t tell me to.”
    Boss: “You know that new machine you gotta service is metric right?”
    Me: “No problem. Me and the Snap-On guy are on a first-name basis.”
    Boss: …sigh… “Get out of my office.”

To the stake with the heretic!