Getting ready for the next blow…

1231141049That’s Cruise Control the miniature horse, crappy picture courtesy of my phone. I get a kick out of him in his shaggy winter coat, he looks more like a yak than a horse. In all these years I’ve still never gotten used to the idea of taking photographs with a telephone, so I guess it’s appropriate that they still don’t put decent ones in the bubble-pack phones I get from the dollar store. 🙂

It’s been sunny and warmish the past couple of afternoons – it’s almost 45 out now at noon – but windy as hell. I hauled a trailerload of manure out of J&H’s with several left to go and wanted to get it done before the wind got completely cranked up. Yesterday evening it never did get very cold so I never lit a fire, for which I was rewarded this morning after the temperature crashed overnight with indoor temp in the mid-thirties.

I was hoping the cold would drive my packrat tormentor back into the Jeep’s engine compartment, currently paved with traps. But for the second straight night, no joy. I guess he’s either staying away or he doesn’t care for peanut butter so tonight we’re switching to chicken scratch which is basically bird seed. I’m gonna get that little SOB one way or another, even if I have to spread poison on the intake manifold. But that’s a last resort. There’s no sign he’s been in there at all.

Sun is bright right now but supposed to go away this afternoon as the next line of snowstorms comes through. I gather from the news that some of you guys already know all about that. It’s only new year’s eve and I’ve already blown through roughly half a cord of firewood which is almost half my stored supply, so during this pleasant interval I’ve been cutting a bunch more. I confess it’s nice to be able to heat the cabin to a civilized temperature, even though part of me says it’s all sinful and decadent and stuff.

Taking into account what people said about the generic nature of a lot of old stove parts, I took a crack at scrounging the part(s) I need to fix my oven. Down the road a ways there’s an abandoned Toyota RV that’s been completely taken over by the local rodents. Some of you have gotten on my case for being too laid-back about mice and rats – well, this thing even creeps me out. So much so that I’ve never been tempted to loot it. But in hopes that there might still be a stove in there I pried open the door and peeked inside, and sure enough there was. I went in gloved and masked, and sweartagod halfway through the job of tearing out the stove I wished I’d left the paper mask at home and brought my gas mask out of its bag. This place is foul. But I did get the stove out, in the process encountering two live deermice and several dead ones…100_4572I’m in the market for an RV stove for the summer kitchen I hope to put up next year, but it definitely wasn’t going to be this stove. I had to clean nests out of the Lair’s stove before I installed it, but they hadn’t befouled it the way they did to this awful thing. So I dismantled it with a prybar until I could get to the valves and thermocouple…100_4573None of which turned out to be interchangeable with what I need. So that didn’t work, and this morning it all went into the trailer for a ride to J&H’s Dumpster. Interesting experience, though.

Hope you guys are riding out the weather well, talk at you later.

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3 Responses to Getting ready for the next blow…

  1. I guess he’s either staying away or he doesn’t care for peanut butter so tonight we’re switching to chicken scratch which is basically bird seed. I’m gonna get that little SOB one way or another…

    Sorry for having some fun at your expense – but has anyone mentioned yet that this might also be a good way to piss-off a hungry skunk under the hood of the vehicle you drive? I’m sure Ole’ Murphy would just slap you on the shoulder and tell you it was worth the risk! And it probably is… You did say something about having a gas mask, right?

    There is something about having ‘the wild’ right up almost to your doorstep that some people can’t conceive. It does tend to help keep the human population levels tolerable though. To non-locals I always say that here – if it doesn’t prick, stick, or try to bite you – it’s hiding something that will. It’s got its good sides too – but I’m not tellin’.

    It’s snowing down here in the Banana Belt as I type – and I’ll bet you wake up to around 10″ on the ground and the panels.

    This too shall pass – and ‘we’ can get back to complaining about how hot (but dry) it is.

    HNY!

  2. ZtZ says:

    What an opportunity. Now that you know where the local rodent shelter is, how about tossing a poison gas bomb in it? as long as you have a dependable escape mechanism of course. We don’t want to lose you.
    Standard industrial strength d-CON is going away, so stock up while you can. I’ve always thought of dogs and cats as smart animals, but it seems that especially dogs will eat d-CON by the box and then require expensive vet treatment or die, and pet owners are upset. Given the chemical makeup of d-CON, why it is a number one doggie treat is a mystery. Bleeechhh. I wonder whether the dogs who eat it have a dietary deficiency of some kind and need dinovite on a daily basis. Cats routinely sneer at the most expensive cat food, but eat d-CON??? I’m obviously missing part of the thought process, but d-CON is an effective rodent control and it would seem more in the interests of human health and food protection to find out why the animals see it as a treat than ban the product. Alas, government does not work like that.

  3. blindshooter says:

    I never trash any kind of propane bits and pieces. Never know when I find a use for them. I have used old oven burners and controls to complete barrel cookers. All I have to do here is keep the mud wasps from living inside any hole they can get into. Have you ever tried the five gallon bucket with rotating bait on top to drown the rats and mice?
    Hope you have a good 2015

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