In an unexpected and devastating turn of events, the non-arrival of epochal snowstorms has caused the governors of New York, New Jersey and Connecticut to revoke their earlier travel bans, unleashing a wave of noxious and deadly fumes from mass and individual transportation which will surely depopulate the entire region by Friday, says Nobel Prize winning climate advocate Albert Gore from his hardened bunker in Davos, Switzerland.
“I tried to warn them, but only my fellow solons would listen,” said Gore. “Had they given us reasonable levels of power, by now we would have constructed and herded entire populations into high-density cities on pylons high enough to surmount the inevitable rise of the seas and banned all unauthorized travel, but they would not have it. And now see what they’ve done?
“Well, Gaia knows I tried. Now if you’ll excuse me, my private jet is waiting.”
I can just hear his wife saying, “Where are we going this time, Al?”
“The Bahamas.”
“Oh Al, you know I hate the Bahamas this time of year! So boring. All those ‘little people’ crowding the beach and everything.”
“You should have stayed at home then.”
“Home? Which one of our mansions is ‘home?” I can’t remember.”
If we had some global warming
http://youtu.be/qJUFTm6cJXM
I grew up just North of Boston. It was loooong ago and so very different there then it is today. But the weather was the same. Blizzards in January and February were common and blizzards in March were not unusual. This is what winter looks like in the NorthEast with or without global warming BS.
Ah the weathertainers, to wrong to be believed, to right to be ignored…
We’re about to run out of a week of 40-60 degree weather in central Wyoming. If this is global warming, I’ll take all I can get.