Sunlight is bad for plants. No, seriously. Stop laughing. It says so right here…
Think sunny days are good for plants? Not always. Sunlight causes #ozone to form, which harms foliage, weakens trees: http://t.co/6skU7aBsTx
— U.S. EPA (@EPA) September 29, 2015
It’s from the government AND it’s on the Internet. So it must be doubly true.
Anyway, we’ve got lots of sunlight around here and I can’t get plants to grow for anything. So I’m inclined to take the EPA’s word for this one*.
Really, where would we be without the EPA and our other fine bureaucratic institutions, always there for us with new and better things to be alarmed about?
ETA: Commenter Jabrwok points out that there are legislative precedents for action to be taken on these findings…
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*I’m lying again.
Is this to justify more chem trails?
EPA: Dumbin’ It Down for the Masses.
Without the ozone layer we would all have terminal sunburn and long-range radio communication would be kinda iffy.
I’m not real clear on what the EPA wishes us to do with this no-doubt vital information. Perhaps a round of regulations forbidding the sun to shine too brightly? Or federal subsidies for manufacturers of shade fabric?
Perhaps a round of regulations forbidding the sun to shine too brightly?
Hey, if King Arthur could do it, why not King Barry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TvL7YlVWEo
Oh, looky. Now it’s “page not found”. Since the likely-more-honest “page disappeared”–you know, as an action verb–would be a “microaggression” or something… Nothing to see here, peasant. (And besides: you’re not dumb enough to believe everything you see on Twitter, are you? So just ignore the link already, and believe it Because We Sez So. And STFU.)
At any rate, there you go. Vapor science to support vapor ideas. (Silly me, I wanted to peek at it, since I have this ridiculous and long-ago recollection of all sorts of alarmism about a depleted ozone supply… You know, in the scientific interest of measuring the fractality of Teh Stoopid, and all.)
Prohibited where required, and required where prohibited. Uphill, both ways. Grab yer ankles and prepare for “service”. Furda Children (TM).
How did we ever get along without these guys?
OBVSLY, the government is going to ban the Sun, and make sunlight illegal.
It’s for your own good, peasants.