Good news!

GC Guy: We’re not causing these GM tube failures, Joel. Must be from shipping, because we’ve been really careful with them.

Me: I can’t testify I haven’t caused any failures, but I have been treating them like they’re filled with nitroglycerin.

(Phone rings, GC Guy takes the call.)

GC Guy: Company wants a rush order of two units for the TSA at Chicago O’Hare.

Me: Okay, I need to go home and actually fill two tubes with nitroglycerin now.

GC Guy: I didn’t hear that.

I console myself that I just build them, I don’t decide where they get sent.

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One Response to Good news!

  1. Mayberry says:

    Oh man, nitro would be perfect!

    Bad Mayberry. Baaaaaad. “They’re just doing their jobs”… Which makes me want to go to the airport wearing a razor spiked steel jock strap, and “opt out”… Meh, I’ve no tolerance for tyrannical pricks, “doing their job” or not. They should know better…

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