They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means “The Ultimate Argument of Kings,” and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. “We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it’s about: You’ll do as I say or I’ll send my goons to kill you.”
I thought about that for a long time. If there’s an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I’ve got bullets – he’s got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that’s not going to happen. So if there’s an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain’t bullets.
It finally came to me – and that’s when I abandoned the city and most of my stuff, and gave all that was behind me a good stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
Hope it’s a nice article, but I absolutely refuse to turn off my add blocker to read anything.
Yeah . . . curmudgeon for sure. 😉
I was able to read it with uBlock origin running, and it wasn’t a bad article.
I didn’t have to. Give it a try.
No one deserves the recognition more than that McCollum kid.
Ian McCollum’s video are very good! I really enjoy his on site video’s featuring WWI locations and weapons. A hell of a lot of research goes into making each show. I am proud to be a sponsor of this show.
Thanks for posting this Joel. The article wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.
I’m still running the same adblocker (AB-Latitude) that Forbes used to block, but it’s now viewable. I think they got the hint, or just figured that web advertising revenue wasn’t worth it any more.
Ii just got Ian’s book in the mail today. I noted that in the credits he thanks you for mercilessly attacking his writing?.
I was one of at least two copy editors who got a shot at whatever parts of Ian’s ego the technical editors had left intact. I wish to report that he took it all quite manfully. Some writers become drama queens when they think their beautiful baby is being attacked.
Glad the books finally shipped and I hope you enjoy it. I think it’s excellent.
I got mine, and I think it’s excellent. I’m raising a glass to many more (it’s not just the French who made weapons, ya know…)!
I’m delighted to see my most excellent taste reflected in ANY mainstream venue. Thanks for sharing this Joel.