Heavily-armed National Guardsmen loot Baltimore Whole Foods store, stop for selfies

Photographs don’t lie, do they?
guardWell, maybe sometimes they do.

The gist of the story is funnier than my take: Whole Foods made sandwiches for the Guardsmen shipped in by the governor, and caught hell for it on Twitter.

I’ve never actually participated in Twitter, but it seems more trouble than it’s worth. I’ve about decided that after I betray the revolution and set myself up as President-for-life, I’m going to have a few words for the people responsible for it. The first two are “ready” and “aim.”

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One Response to Heavily-armed National Guardsmen loot Baltimore Whole Foods store, stop for selfies

  1. Robert says:

    I just remind myself that those who Twitter are Twits and even an idiot has the right to free speech. Intentionally lying, however… Perhaps the reader is ‘sposed to know the headline is so-called satire?

To the stake with the heretic!