…if I suggested that the world would be a better, cleaner place if this person and all his sycophants choked to death on cans of caffeinated alcohol?
I note that Sch**er adds a nice incongruous touch:
Let This Serve as a Warning to Anyone Who Tries to Peddle Dangerous Beverages to Our Kids, Do it, And We Will Shut You Down
Sweartagod, after I’ve betrayed the revolution and made myself president-for-life, I’m so outlawing that phrase. We’re talkin’ death penalty. By red ants. Also, should we tell him that selling alcohol to kids is already frickin’ illegal?