How many federal laws would I be breaking…

…if I suggested that the world would be a better, cleaner place if this person and all his sycophants choked to death on cans of caffeinated alcohol?

I note that Sch**er adds a nice incongruous touch:

Let This Serve as a Warning to Anyone Who Tries to Peddle Dangerous Beverages to Our Kids, Do it, And We Will Shut You Down

For! The! Children!

Sweartagod, after I’ve betrayed the revolution and made myself president-for-life, I’m so outlawing that phrase. We’re talkin’ death penalty. By red ants. Also, should we tell him that selling alcohol to kids is already frickin’ illegal?

via Tam

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4 Responses to How many federal laws would I be breaking…

  1. MamaLiberty says:

    Depends on how you define the term “children,” of course.

    To these people, we are not children, but mindless blobs of protoplasm fit only to serve their own ends.

    Stake them out on an ant hill and fill their orifices with honey… would work, but mighty time consuming. I don’t know…

  2. Jeffersonian says:

    I thought Ross’ treatment in UC had artistic merit.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Children can buy the stuff? What-does it come with a school lunch or something? Gotta be 18(or whatever) to buy the stuff..dont’cha? So..what’s to keep someone from mixing a canna Monster and vodka? Use fire ants, not red ants..

  4. Pat H. says:

    Schumer, like Obama, is one of our best weapons with which to seek freedom.

    An scumbag like he is will galvanize opposition like never before.

    Now we’ve the Traver nomination to head the BATFAE, another “best weapon” person.

    Can you see the OpFor being arrayed against freedom advocates, yet?

To the stake with the heretic!