I don’t listen to Obama speeches…

…but I keep hearing about how lately he’s been hating on people who have “corporate jets.”

Is he suffering some tragic brain tumor or something?

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6 Responses to I don’t listen to Obama speeches…

  1. Anonymous says:

    Joel said:
    “I don’t listen to Obama speeches….but I keep hearing about how lately he’s been hating on people who have “corporate jets”.

    AND that doesn’t take into account the THREE helicopters that he uses [all at the same time no less*] when he is “at Home” in DC.
    If he needs to be in a different building in DC does he walk or even ride in an automobile?
    heck No he is “The ONE” so he flies to most places that he needs to be seen. Using the aforementioned Three Marine Helos which burn Pearl Kerosene. [JP5]

    *Why Three you may ask …?
    Have you ever heard of “three card monte” or of the three walnut shells and one pea game of chance?[Ye Olde Shell Game]
    His handlers feel that if three helos do all of the moving the bad guys (?) won’t have a chance of figuring out which helo he is actually in.
    So …. “The ONE” needs to be two miles away in 30 minutes? No Problem. We’ll just burn 40 or 50 gallons of the Highest Priced diesel fuel available to get him there.

    “Is he suffering some tragic brain tumor or something? “

    I believe it is called “statism” and in this case it may be terminal.

    Don’tcha just love irony?

    stay safe,

    gooch

  2. Do as I say, not as I do. Now kiss my imperial feet for your insolence, prole, and I shall let you live.

    HA! Word verification= “lotion”. At least we’re getting that while we’re getting…. Never mind.

  3. LJH says:

    Did you forget? Some people are more equal than others.

  4. Matt says:

    Hmm, playing 3 card monte with helicopters. Does anyone consider that if terrorists smuggled in one SAM that smuggling in three woudln’t be that much more difficult?

  5. MamaLiberty says:

    Would it be a very big sin to pray that he does get a brain tumor… or something?

  6. Joel says:

    I can’t speak for God, so don’t know if it’d be a sin. These days, though, I’m pretty sure it’s a federal crime.

To the stake with the heretic!