I have swaddled the chickens in black crepe…

Via Claire, I have learned that this has been declared a “national day of mourning“ – which translates, I gather, to an unscheduled day off with pay for government ‘workers.’ Actual useful government workers such as firefighters and workers that government poobahs find important, such as valets and VIP security, should report as normal.

As for you taxpayers, dry your eyes and get to work. That lavish state funeral for the ultimate forgettable State apparatchik isn’t gonna pay for itself, you know.

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6 Responses to I have swaddled the chickens in black crepe…

  1. Winston Smith says:

    He sold out gun owners.
    He sold out taxpayers.

    He kicked ass when he was young and was much better than the alternatives that ran against him, but that’s about all I can think of that’s good to say about the traitor/backstabber/liar.

  2. Mark Matis says:

    Winston Smith nailed it.

    But you should have swaddled the chickens in bubble wrap instead. I mean, if you’re going to go to all that work, you might as well at least get some entertainment out of it. Can you imagine their surprise when they start to peck each other?


  3. Ben says:

    “Actual useful government workers such as firefighters and workers…” …report to work as usual, but likely get paid double time for their trouble.


  4. coloradohermit says:

    Need pictures of swaddled chickens. 😉

  5. Anonymous says:

    I like the idea of the bubble wrap. Would be very entertaining. **

  6. Robert says:

    Wrap the politicians in Kevlar bubblewrap…

To the stake with the heretic!