I keep waiting for The Onion to just throw up its editorial hands and lock the doors…

Here’s a headline I did not make up.

Counseling, vigils, safe spaces used to calm college students distressed by Trump victory

How’s a poor blogger to know what’s satire and what isn’t, when you people behave this way?


Dear college students: Wait’ll you see what else you’ve got waiting for you out here, without a counselor or ‘safe space’ in sight. (tsk) Prey animals.

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4 Responses to I keep waiting for The Onion to just throw up its editorial hands and lock the doors…

  1. MamaLiberty says:

    If they look like food… they will be eaten indeed.

  2. M Ryan says:

    A long time ago in the military doing boot I was having a very miserable day where nothing was going right. Near the end of the day the platoon corporal sat me down and gave me one of the best pieces of advice I had ever been given. After finding out what my tail of woe was he said “Son if you are looking for sympathy the only place you are going to find it is in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.” This is the same advice that desperately needs to be given to these kids and will not be given..

  3. Robert says:

    Job security for the older folks who want to keep working. The little snowflakes will not stay employed long if there is any interaction with anyone outside their safe zone.

    Oooh, gives me an idea: rename “cubicles” as “safe zones” and the little darlings will want to be cubicle dwellers. Supply each cell, er, cubicle with a teddy bear and a blankie and a pacifier. But then, no work will get done. Nevermind. Just let ’em die.

  4. coloradohermit says:

    Now now. Mustn’t make fun of the poor special snowflakes. Bad mean people.

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